Is it true they employ vampires to take your blood at the hospital?

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mm the people who take your blood love to be called 'vampires' NOT, I collected blood for many years in a hospital, and everyone thought saying 'here come the vampires' was the first time you had heard ti, but after 20 or 30 times a day it gets a bit boring to say the least, so we all used to wear fangs, and then smile a lot.

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yeah! they've taken 8 pints away from me already.

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Why are the rose gardens so healthy and nice in the hospital grounds...work that one out..before asking about vampires

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no, thats not true. if they were vampires they would drink your blood on the spot, they wouldn't go through the trouble extracting it though a needle either. they would use their fangs

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B. are you crazy vampires don't exist.

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No because they'd drink it all and the lab wouldn't get any samples.

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Yes, remeber to take your crucifix with you or make sure the room is sunlit.

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No

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Don't know about vampires but i have seen worse and that is accident and injury lawyers they drink everyone dry !

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naa can't be, their aim would be better lol

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when B+ive blood group increases they employ the vampires to suck their blood as they become useless for the others .

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No. However leeches are used to cure bloody sores.

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Where do you people come up with this stuff? NO, NO, and many more times NO!!!!!!!!!!...

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yeah! of course it's true!!by the way..where did you get this insane idea??

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Yes, that is correct.

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As a doctor and a vampire, yes.

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lol! well they certainly dont use their teeth if they are vampires!

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Most definitely, when I was in hospital, a rather dashing young man came into my room, smiled and showed me his name badge, it said Dracula on it. He tried to pretend that someone gave it to him, but we all knew who he really was...

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Yes! I saw that job advertised once and nearly went for it just because it was different! There is a special medical name for the job of the person who extracts blood but I cant remember what it was now. If bloodsucking is your thing why not do what you love and get paid for it to!

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Yes, but blood banks have a lot of problems with "drinking on the job."Have a nice day.

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WE call them "sophisticated vampires", because they collect blood through state of the art equipment and not by sucking through the mouth, and they are highly trained to perform their jobs.

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No but they employ them to take your money.

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The correct term for someone who takes blood samples is a phlebotonist - but to be fair some of them look like vampires

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phlebotomist :)

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No the correct term is phlebotomist

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